crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

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gerardgayofficial:

look for someone who will miss you as much as kerrang misses mcr

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starangeandunusual:

Girls don’t like boys, girls like fanfiction, food and middle aged celebrities.

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leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

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stacysdad:

i can relate to pirates because i too am after the booty

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neatvibes:

most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later

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eristicals:

i’d give a blowjob on a ferris wheel

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