starangeandunusual:

Girls don’t like boys, girls like fanfiction, food and middle aged celebrities.

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leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

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stacysdad:

i can relate to pirates because i too am after the booty

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neatvibes:

most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later

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eristicals:

i’d give a blowjob on a ferris wheel

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edrockbells:

i am that person who constantly jiggles their leg i’m s orry

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equisollux:

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basedkuroko:

my friend is hiding under this bean bag in the library so he doesnt have to go to PE

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the only way you can see him is if you get on the floor behind the bean bag and see the light of his phone

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I bet he’s on Tumblr

I am

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